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« on: Jul 22, 2010, 11:56 AM »

Just cleaning out some old computer files and I cam across these. A few years back Stacie Pazura and I came up with these....

Humorous View of Evolution through the Signs

Aries –“Evolve Damn it!!!” or  “Wage Evolution” “Outta my way, I’m Evolving”

Taurus – “Evolution, schmevolution, when’s dinner?” or “ Go ahead..make me Evolve”

Gemini – “ Speaking of Evolution..did I ever tell you…” or “ I think therefore I evolve”

Cancer – “Evolve Safely” or “ Can Mommy and Daddy come too?”

Leo –  <applause…bow> “EVOLVED!!”

Virgo – “ I don’t deserve Evolution” or “ I’m doing this wrong” or
“ I know I need to evolve, but there’s so much I need to do first”

Libra – “ I’ll evolve if you do”

Scorpio – “Give me Death or Evolution” or “Evolve quietly and carry a big stick” or
“Evolve? Why?”

Sag – “Evolution…it’s not just a job it’s an adventure” or “ What is the sound of one soul evolving?’ or  “Behold..the call of evolution beckons..heed the call!!”

Capricorn – “ Evolution…it’s the law” or “Climbing the Evolutionary Ladder”

Aquarius – “Evolution is freaky”  or “What a long strange trip its been” or “Been there, done that”

Pisces – “ Disillusioned with Evolution” or , <splash of water in face> “ Oh THIS is evolution”

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« Reply #1 on: Jul 22, 2010, 06:06 PM »

HAHAHA!!!!!! LOVE IT!! so freakin' true too.

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 22, 2010, 06:18 PM »

 Grin thanks for the laugh!
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 23, 2010, 08:26 AM »

Hi Pat,

 Great stuff ............ and, gee, what a nice feeling to feel laughter again ...

God Bless, Rad
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 23, 2010, 10:15 PM »

So glad I could give you a smile!!!!!!!

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 24, 2010, 03:53 PM »

comedy relief and karmic relief,
thanks for being you,


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